thread nothing sexy
ever happened in Inverness
permalink Very much this
Shithole.
permalink We've taken this information on board,
and have one night in Fort Augustus, and one night in a location to the north of Inverness, to be determined.

I was also considering the sofa to be more for sitting on than for sexy tiem. I hate drinking and watching TV in bed.
permalink what did I say
to deserve that? :(
permalink Isn't that where
the four & twenty virgins came down from?
permalink Your quite correct.
I therefore assume there are none left there.
permalink I am surprised
there were that many there in the first place
permalink I have serious issues with the song in question.
They've rhymed "Inverness" with "less", when it clearly should be "fewer"
permalink "Four and twenty virgins
came down from Stenhousemuir . . "
permalink *polite
applause*