thread This email lightened my day a little,
"We wanted to double check and make sure that you received our invitation to a VIP tour of our resort property, Gaylord Palms, next week,"

It's in Kissimme , Florida

permalink I used to know a guy called Gaylord Palms, as it happens.
He was a wanker.

edit: a google for this term doesn't result in filth, but instead of images of an utterly mental hotel. You really ought to go...
permalink I sort of wish i could
but i've only had a 50 minute conference call with the designers and frankly it maked me glad they are on the other side of the atlantic.

the hotel is stark raving bonkers, the most amazing thing being that it seems to be brand new, I'd no idea you could still buy so much beige
permalink It has a boat in it!
permalink And
Alligators. Don't fall off that boat
permalink Christ, it's escaped from Dubai.
permalink Snake Plisken