thread Sounds a bit like
Bellend.

If you have the brain of a twelve year old.

Not in a jar.
permalink It was full of them
There was a 19 year old a few rows behind me who had had a couple of drinks and who was pathologically incapable of not talking at least once every 30 seconds
permalink What time do you land?
I suspect we shall just miss each other.
permalink Gate change!
This is a joy.
permalink Another gate change!
Whoop-de-fucking-do.
permalink I landed at 9.40 in the end
well.. finished taxi-ing at 9.40
permalink I was in passport control.
Lovely stuff.

I am still here.
permalink there are restrictions on flights because of the wind I think
... hence why we were delayed

permalink Mine was delayed because the flight attendant had toothache.
This is 100% true.