Australian flu?INFECTED! UNCLEAN!
BlearghIf I cough much more, I'll be coughing my legs up.
Australian flu? I don't think so...It's just coughing. Endless, harsh, painful coughing.
No other cold/flu symptoms...
No other cold/flu symptoms...
stay in bedthey'll be round to paint the red cross on the door presently.
This has absolutely floored meLight-headed, shivery, and can barely stay standing for more than a minute.
So back to flu then.. To be fairLike Amy says, that does sound pretty flu-like to me
Personally, I think you're just shagging too much! ;-)
Personally, I think you're just shagging too much! ;-)
sounds like wot I hadwas horrible like that for about 3-4 days, then abated to just a couple of weeks of continuous coughing
I prescribe box sets and lemony drinks
I prescribe box sets and lemony drinks
Australian flu I had the cough from that for 4 months.4 months!
The flu that is, not pleurisy.
The flu that is, not pleurisy.
Were you wearing wellies,?.
Also isnt all your fluAustralian flu
I kind of presumed what you were calling Aussie fluwas the one that went through here last year.
That'll be Australasian flu then, thanks very much!
I think you took it back to there though.
Ahh, you want to claim some of the fame for infecting C_I too?
Ahh, you want to claim some of the fame for infecting C_I too?
NahI was just thinking we should get some credit for probably brewing it up too last winter. Mind you, the Saffers will then probably want in on it too!
Thought I was getting better yesterday eveningBut it slammed me overnight. No voice this morning. Very little sleep.
STOP GOING ON ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE..
and refering to Bea as "it" is not very polite.
and refering to Bea as "it" is not very polite.
Ha!That made me smile anyway!
Sex is about the furthest thing from my mind, I have to say.
Sex is about the furthest thing from my mind, I have to say.
Years ago,in the grip of a manky dose of flu, a girlfriedn and I decided to have a fuck, see what happened. Made it waaaaay worse.
Still totally worth it, right?DMHS.
Involvedslightly more snot than usual.
It's all just extra lubewhen it comes down to it
You’re so classy......
Yeah,but some of this was knob snot (cock hockle, if you're from Up North).
Talking of manky *bork* *low 5*Because a high would be too difficult.
Also suffering deeply and requiring the rest of the week off sick.
Also suffering deeply and requiring the rest of the week off sick.
I had that before XmasAfter 3 weeks went to the docs, apparently there's a very pernicious and virulent cough going round as well as the Australian and Japanese flus.
That sounds like the bastardCunt.
If it's the same onegood news is it just goes with no long tail of occasional coughing or other lasting effects
Looking forward to that part...
Fuck this shitBea just made me have a tepid bath to get my temperature down and every time I cough every single muscle in my body hurts..
"tepid"is a really awful word. No-one ever uses tepid to describe a pleasant temperature.
Yup. I chose it carefullyOh goody. Running a temperature again and seeing flashes of light when I cough with my eyes shut.
I assumeyou're drugged up to the max?
Oh yes.Mostly just lying in the dark with my eyes closed.
Opening them occasionally to have a moan on here of course.
Opening them occasionally to have a moan on here of course.
Labyrinthitis, me. Day two of insane levels of dizzy.
I had that once.I physically could not walk. I fell over ever second or two, it was weird as shit - I would have thought that my eyes could compensate for my ears.
It’s so fucking odd. But the GP was fairly sure it’s just the inflammation version and not the viral one, so it should be gone in another day or so. Lying in bed listening to films, and trying not to move my head too much
Does this mean you are hallucinatingDavid Bowie in various geometrically impossible situations?
I don't thinkthere's a day goes by when he doesn't..
Ha haFair point
Aaaaaand I'm done. Guess the airport?If you want.
Mexico City, terminal 3 Bora Bora RAF Middle Wallop Bfs..
It was BHXNow I am in Amsterdam.
I'm due out there on the 25th ish...
Annoyingly I am in Californiathen.
Hasn't CaliforniaSuffered enough?
I am in a meeting. I really, really need to poo.
Just fucking excuse yourselfGet up, go, do, come back
Announcing, on your return,“I’d give that a few minutes if I were you! Right. What did I miss?”
while doing Marcel Marceauwafting hand and nose-peg impressions of course
Possibly even a big sighand a "fookin' 'ell, that's better" as you reenter the room
While still doing up your beltwith a copy of the Racing Post held in your armpit
or"I don't remember eating *that*"
“Ooh, me ringpiece! Last night’s curry is giving me the burn!”....
"Someone give the coastguard a ring.That one's a danger to shipping"
Stop, raise one finger and say"Actually, there's more" and leave the room again.
raise a leg as though to let one offbefore suddenly looking very worried and bolting from the room
Pop back a few minutes later and ask"I don't suppose anyone's got any spare pants?"
GOTO 10......
Has anyone read The Finkler Question?Worth it?
Got a copy?
Got a copy?
Guess the airportAnyone?
Hamster Jam? HeathrowI am afraid.
In anti-Manley newsMy train was cancelled, but I was at the station just early enough to sprint onto the earlier one, meaning I both get to my destination on time and get a 50% refund. I also have no contrary opinions on anything.
Yes you do. .