Bleargh
If I cough much more, I'll be coughing my legs up.
Australian flu?
INFECTED! UNCLEAN!
I don't think so...
It's just coughing. Endless, harsh, painful coughing.
No other cold/flu symptoms...
stay in bed
they'll be round to paint the red cross on the door presently.
This has absolutely floored me
Light-headed, shivery, and can barely stay standing for more than a minute.
So back to flu then..
To be fair
Like Amy says, that does sound pretty flu-like to me
Personally, I think you're just shagging too much! ;-)
sounds like wot I had
was horrible like that for about 3-4 days, then abated to just a couple of weeks of continuous coughing
I prescribe box sets and lemony drinks
Australian flu
Or plurecy
What was your footware situation
https://www.google.co....
I had the cough from that for 4 months.
4 months!
The flu that is, not pleurisy.
Were you wearing wellies,?
.
Also isnt all your flu
Australian flu
I kind of presumed what you were calling Aussie flu
was the one that went through here last year.
That'll be
Australasian flu then, thanks very much!
I think you took it back to there
though.
Ahh, you want to claim some of the fame for infecting C_I too?
Nah
I was just thinking we should get some credit for probably brewing it up too last winter. Mind you, the Saffers will then probably want in on it too!
Thought I was getting better yesterday evening
But it slammed me overnight. No voice this morning. Very little sleep.
STOP GOING ON ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE.
.
and refering to Bea as "it" is not very polite.
Ha!
That made me smile anyway!
Sex is about the furthest thing from my mind, I have to say.
Years ago,
in the grip of a manky dose of flu, a girlfriedn and I decided to have a fuck, see what happened. Made it waaaaay worse.
Still totally worth it, right?
DMHS.
Involved
slightly more snot than usual.
It's all just extra lube
when it comes down to it
You’re so classy
......
Yeah,
but some of this was knob snot (cock hockle, if you're from Up North).
Talking of manky
*bork*
*low 5*
Because a high would be too difficult.
Also suffering deeply and requiring the rest of the week off sick.
I had that before Xmas
After 3 weeks went to the docs, apparently there's a very pernicious and virulent cough going round as well as the Australian and Japanese flus.
That sounds like the bastard
Cunt.
If it's the same one
good news is it just goes with no long tail of occasional coughing or other lasting effects
Looking forward to that part
...
Fuck this shit
Bea just made me have a tepid bath to get my temperature down and every time I cough every single muscle in my body hurts..
"tepid"
is a really awful word. No-one ever uses tepid to describe a pleasant temperature.
Yup. I chose it carefully
Oh goody. Running a temperature again and seeing flashes of light when I cough with my eyes shut.
I assume
you're drugged up to the max?
Oh yes.
Mostly just lying in the dark with my eyes closed.
Opening them occasionally to have a moan on here of course.
Labyrinthitis, me.
Day two of insane levels of dizzy.
I had that once.
I physically could not walk. I fell over ever second or two, it was weird as shit - I would have thought that my eyes could compensate for my ears.
It’s so fucking odd.
But the GP was fairly sure it’s just the inflammation version and not the viral one, so it should be gone in another day or so. Lying in bed listening to films, and trying not to move my head too much
Does this mean you are hallucinating
David Bowie in various geometrically impossible situations?
I don't think
there's a day goes by when he doesn't..
Ha ha
Fair point
Aaaaaand I'm done.
Guess the airport?
If you want.
Mexico City, terminal 3
Bora Bora
RAF Middle Wallop
Bfs
..
It was BHX
Now I am in Amsterdam.
I'm due out there on the 25th ish
...
Annoyingly I am in California
then.
Hasn't California
Suffered enough?
I am in a meeting.
I really, really need to poo.
Just fucking excuse yourself
Get up, go, do, come back
Announcing, on your return,
“I’d give that a few minutes if I were you! Right. What did I miss?”
while doing Marcel Marceau
wafting hand and nose-peg impressions of course
Possibly even a big sigh
and a "fookin' 'ell, that's better" as you reenter the room
While still doing up your belt
with a copy of the Racing Post held in your armpit
or
"I don't remember eating *that*"
“Ooh, me ringpiece! Last night’s curry is giving me the burn!”
....
"Someone give the coastguard a ring.
That one's a danger to shipping"
Stop, raise one finger and say
"Actually, there's more" and leave the room again.
raise a leg as though to let one off
before suddenly looking very worried and bolting from the room
Pop back a few minutes later and ask
"I don't suppose anyone's got any spare pants?"
GOTO 10
......
Has anyone read The Finkler Question?
Worth it?
Got a copy?
Guess the airport
Anyone?
Hamster Jam?
Heathrow
I am afraid.
In anti-Manley news
My train was cancelled, but I was at the station just early enough to sprint onto the earlier one, meaning I both get to my destination on time and get a 50% refund. I also have no contrary opinions on anything.
Yes you do.
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