thread or
"I don't remember eating *that*"
permalink “Ooh, me ringpiece! Last night’s curry is giving me the burn!”
....
permalink "Someone give the coastguard a ring.
That one's a danger to shipping"
permalink Stop, raise one finger and say
"Actually, there's more" and leave the room again.
permalink raise a leg as though to let one off
before suddenly looking very worried and bolting from the room
permalink Pop back a few minutes later and ask
"I don't suppose anyone's got any spare pants?"
permalink GOTO 10
......