thread Sounds great
Until you check out and the bill has loads of room service tuna steaks
permalink It had a bar with no staff.
You just drank what you wanted and were honest.

I like honest.
permalink In the buisness we call this an Honesty Bar
technical stuff.

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permalink The hotel business
Or the drinking business?
permalink monkey buisness
..
permalink STOP SPELLING BUSINESS WRONG!
I have no real reason for it upsetting me so much, but it is.
permalink Some sort of
mynci busnes
permalink (glad it's not just me)
.
permalink it's some nasty
bussines
permalink because you are serious bisness man
permalink Indeed, that is what it is called.
I am used to it and a chit system from clubs and messes, but never in a hotel before.

No shower though, just a bath, which was not an issue in the end, as it filled up in about 2 minutes, but it spoiled my morning routine.

I normally have a shit, then jump straight in the shower. I had to wipe my arse properly this morning, because I don't want shitty bits in my bath.
permalink You also don't want to confuse the
chitty bits in your bath with the shit system, or vice versa.
permalink Won't someone think of the
winnets?
permalink Everyone's a winnet, baby
and that's the truth...
permalink You never fail
to satisfy.
permalink you lovely
lovely cunts.
permalink Hang on...
https://goo.gl/maps/AC...
permalink presumably a pint / glass of wine is a nice round number then?
if it's £X.80, then they're getting a free tip for each drink with nobody there. fuckers.
permalink you usually just sign it to your room
and they tot up at the end
permalink I don't go to top end hotels
I'm more a 'smuggled-in-6-pack-of-breaker' type traveller.
permalink This.
There's 2 reasons I stay in the Station Hotel in Toon, one is its location and the other is each room has a free non-alcoholic minibar which essentially means they give you a fridge to store your own ale in. Oh and kitkats.