thread Is this your way of telling us
You have poncy front gates with a security code thingie?
permalink nah, he's living in a Big Yellow self storage unit at the moment
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permalink No.
They open onto a building site.
permalink I'm imagining them to be somewhat like the gates at Willy Wonka's factory
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permalink They are just wooden gates.
Stop being weird, you weirdos.
permalink Look, normal fucking driveway gates:
Gates with open wicket

Closed
permalink They are more like prison gates
Drive gates round here look more like this

https://i.ebayimg.com/...
permalink That looks like a field gate to me.
But either way, they are just gates, there is nothing weird about them, the fucking builder just cannot understand numbers.
permalink I assume the builders are in knocking up one of these:
http://pages.ucsd.edu/...
permalink Of course.
Bastards.
permalink either they have very heavy cameras
or everyone has a personal ark of the covenant