thread It's a mixture of 2 and 3...
After I accepted the job, but while I was still working my notice period at my old place, the new CTO arrived and changed the strategy, organisational layout, etc, and basically the job I was hired for doesn't really exist (and the nearest equivalent has been filled by someone who already worked here). So I've got almost nothing to do apart from a few tasks that should really be done by someone more junior.

Sadly, there's been no winky touching.
permalink maybe if you took it out and showed it around, that would help
permalink I believe Snapchat is how it’s done these days.