thread I've been tempted
you know those annoying fuckers who respond to emails with terse, single sentence (or even single word) answers, usually unpunctuated, and not really answering the question?

due to me misinterpreting one of these cryptic messages, I done a sizable fuckup today. Don't really blame myself - I could have double-checked but blame them more for not communicating properly - but it's making me look shit in front of a hundred-odd students. Fucksicles.