thread Oi you
Did you just sneak in to say that or have you been back here and I haven't noticed?

And of someone does something rude while you are holding a trombone, are you legally obliged to make a trumping slidey noise
permalink Haha, I have been back a good while, but mostly lurking.
Trumping slidey noises are my specility, and I also have a good secondary line in "wah wah waaah"ing when jokes are told in my vicinity. I believe these two noises to be 95% of the reason for the trombone's existence.