thread Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Fun week coming up...
So...
Tuesday: May resigns, government collapses
Wednesday: Prince Philip dies
Thursday: Trump visit, riots
Friday: Corbyn ousted
Saturday: Heatwave means taps run dry in London
Sunday: England win World Cup, whole country dies from alcohol poisoning

Sound about right?
permalink the final is on sunday isn't it?
... but other than that.
permalink Dunno what you mean
*ahem*
permalink And apparently,
Number 10 announced Boris was resigning before he even finished writing the letter. That's BRUTAL.
permalink They're all a huge shower of shit
.....
permalink I don't see how that's so bad, presumably he'd already told them
The stupid part is that he accepted the plan at cheques then changed his mind 2 days later.
permalink how do I get the most bank holidays?
permalink Only work on Mondays?
Is this a trick question?
permalink no, as in, if Prince Philip dies, do we get any?
Surely we do if we win the world cup.
permalink "Attorney General Jeremy Wright is the new culture secretary"
Is on addly disturbing sounding phrase if you are of a particular frame of mind
permalink Not as odd as hearing
Human rhyming slang Jeremy Hunt is the new Foreign Sec
permalink i feel sorry for the forriners he has to secretary
..
permalink But at least he's not health any more!
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permalink the people on the NHS 70th marches
are going to have to work harder on their puns and rhymes
permalink which is the important thing
though the fella stopping in wants lower housing and social benefits
and thinks adding tax to coporates or over 150k earners is a very bad idea
permalink Yeah but his replacement
is in the pocket of a pressure group that want to privatise the NHS
permalink Matt
Hand
Cock.

Yet another cunt I'd not tire of punching.
permalink He's not going to be happy when he finds out that he can't privatise the rest of the world.
Utter fucking cunt.
permalink Hmm, kinda
Tuesday: work
Weds: work, preceded by FRA-BEL. Parents arrive pm.
Thu: work, preceded by ENG-CRO. Hopefully with much cheer, although possibly not.
Fri: half day work, pm into town for race rego
Sat: stupidly hard trail marathon, followed by as much beer as is required to get me to sleep
Sun: fuck all hopefully. Hobbling and making sounds effects whenever I move.
Mon: all going well, ENG-BEL WC final...
permalink haha.. sounds like a plan to me