thread I don't remember eating this.
Found in our toilet this evening.

permalink Cute!
permalink have you named it?
permalink I've spent the last half an hour trying to think of reptile /poop
Pun names

But I've failed... If it was a stick insect I might have something...

If it was posted on social media maybe the sub headline could be "you know those nature documentary pictures where the alligator looks like a log..."
permalink He's a monitor lizard
So you could ask if he was monitoring my "movements".
permalink I think yer bog needs
permalink Dammit