thread I am 40!
But I don't feel a day over 39¾

time for booxes (all of them)
permalink happy birthday
try not to pass out from teh booooxxxxee by 9pm this one last time
permalink I made the mistake of starting out with good intentions
by going to the parkrun

now 3 spritzes in and I think I need a nap, just as people are about to arrive for board games and dinner out
permalink well its better than the alternative
I feel abut 75 today due to booxe and late nights.

i am also a fecking idiot, we went to currys to buy the new tv, looked at the right one and picked up the box underneath it with the picture of the same tv on the front of it... paid for it, sat in traffic and then realised we'd bought the 43" version not the 40" version..

which is bloody typical and there is no way i'm taking it back today....
permalink Meh,
what's 3 inches amongst friends.
permalink That's what she said
permalink It annoys me when boxes are in the wrong place.
You've got to 14 Jan to take it back for a refund
permalink The fact we didn't notice that we paid 70quid more
Than we should have expected shows the level our brains were operating at

permalink so what you're saying is
you nearly got away with it but Amy finally sussed you out?
permalink I wish I could claim it was premeditated, I was just hungover.
If we had agreed to get a 43" there was a better one than this one as well
permalink Be careful about that
Now you're old you'll get hangovers.
permalink ow
permalink I am quite badly overhung today.
A trip to the sauna/steamroom/jacuzzi is called for.

We stopped drinking stupid cocktails at 2am, but I thought it would be a good idea to neck several shot of saké before pouring myself into bed.
permalink sadly I now have to get a subway, bus, flight and train
to be in Kaiserslautern for a meeting tomorrow

I suspect there may be a lot of napping en route
permalink Happy milestone!

Make it last a month like I did.
permalink happy birthday there
permalink Happy birthday
I had mine last month. It's all comfortable slippers and early nights now.

Edit I really like that tesla
permalink I'll bite
what are you smoking?
permalink it's very 'early-90s-Atari-ST-driving-game'
permalink Automotive brutalism ftw
permalink A certain amount of people will buy it
just to meme in the streets.

But on the grand scale, I fear ugly doesn't sell.
permalink fiat multipla
permalink I liked that one,
but I don't think it sold as well as it could have.
permalink Hippo barfday innit
permalink Happy Birthday
permalink I'm 50 a week on Friday...
How the fuck did that happen?
permalink you let your guard down
that's how they get you, the years
permalink Pah,
youngster :)
permalink linear time's a bitch
permalink I've just been too busy recently to get a Tardis sorted out.
permalink Excuses,