thread Anybody got any bread puns?
I love rye humour any way you slice it
permalink i never knew any when i was young, came to it in later life
i'm a bit of a late bloomer
permalink Though that one was a bit COBbled together, some critics would pan it.
But I'd just roll with that criticism

Thankfully it's not how I earn my crust.

permalink You can kill French vampires with a baguette
But its a very painstaking process
permalink Jesus Crust.
permalink Some fucker posted that over christmas
and I reckoned you lot deserved it!
permalink Yes, it was
the yeast we deserved.
permalink I'm not fucking
rising to that!
permalink You need some
self raistraint, flower.
permalink Oh yeah?
Well, you're barmy!
permalink I like that
a lot
permalink "I bought some Italian white bread today"

"No, it was for a fixed price"
permalink I have been reminding myself of the excelent "chuck norris facts"

Chuck Norris can speak french.. in russian
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
permalink chuck norris has horrible politics
just the fucking worst
permalink Always assumed that Norris
Was in the Ted Nugent side of the ledger