thread My ex-brother-in-law went out with a New Zealander for a while
They visited a family friend in the US, who was showing off the huge house he'd spent a few years building. They were having drinks and a barbecue on his extensive outdoor timber terrace.

She is enthusing about it all and says, "Wow, Fred! Your dick is bigger than our whole apartment!"

Cue explosive emission of beer from everyone else...
permalink Having a cold one
Out on the dick is a favourite summer pastime