thread happy 02.02.2020
i guess we are in for one palindromic dte per year for the next 28 years(ish)

EDIT: nope just next 2 years


AQ: my favourite new joke is:
A skeleton walks into a bar, asks the barman for a pint of beer, and a mop.


permalink where does a frog get its eyes tested?
at the hoptician.
permalink My current fave was told to me by an 8 year old boy:-
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
permalink it's funny because its true.....
..
permalink That'll be why
I rarely wear either
permalink Next door's 8yo twins
told me these:

What's an angry train company? Cross Country
What's an even angrier train company? Greater Angrier.

Top stuff.
permalink please pass on
my highest regards
permalink GRRRRRRR western railway?
AAAARR-iva

permalink Yarrrriva, Blackbeard's
favourite train company.
permalink The hardest railway company?
Why, that would be Ironrod Eireann
permalink *polite applause*
permalink twentyTWENTY though
that used to be THE future.. where's my jetPack?