thread happy 02.02.2020
i guess we are in for one palindromic dte per year for the next 28 years(ish)

EDIT: nope just next 2 years

AQ: my favourite new joke is:
A skeleton walks into a bar, asks the barman for a pint of beer, and a mop.

permalink where does a frog get its eyes tested?
at the hoptician.
permalink My current fave was told to me by an 8 year old boy:-
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
permalink it's funny because its true.....
permalink That'll be why
I rarely wear either
permalink Next door's 8yo twins
told me these:

What's an angry train company? Cross Country
What's an even angrier train company? Greater Angrier.

Top stuff.
permalink please pass on
my highest regards
permalink GRRRRRRR western railway?

permalink Yarrrriva, Blackbeard's
favourite train company.
permalink The hardest railway company?
Why, that would be Ironrod Eireann
permalink *polite applause*
permalink twentyTWENTY though
that used to be THE future.. where's my jetPack?