thread right you lot
no fucking mingling, any more than 6 of you in here and I'm calling the fucking pigs.
permalink Unless it is a youth event
with no definition of youth or event.

Or there is money changing hands.
permalink I'm think any definition of youth
would be stretched around here
permalink ooh-
permalink And follow the one way system.
permalink what if we get a till?
permalink even better
it's now ok if we have guns
permalink or if we are "working"
or being "educated".

Both of which strike me as what we're largely avoiding here.
permalink I'm going to a socially distanced networking event in 10
Days at the oval.

I hope that counts as one of these... Though if they just leave the free bar and nobody else turns up that would also suit me just fine.
permalink A socially distanced event at the Oval
presumably just a late season county championship game?
permalink I now have a vision of a load of people standing on the pitch about 30m apart,
shouting at each other.
permalink that's a cricket match
permalink A very well dispersed
slip cordon!
permalink fuck the slips
lets just have a silly FULL on
permalink I have a few
we could sort something out.
permalink If we just become a pub, we'd be alright?
I mean, we pretty much are except for the centralised procurement.
permalink Which could save a chunk of money if we can get to calais
Before december
permalink I started work again today,
which involved mandatory training and reading risks assessments.

The risk assessments are centrally produced and a bit crap for a company that size. Quite a few seem to be written by people who don't actually understand what the different columns are for or how to score risks, there's a lack of consistency across the risk register and some risks lack consistency themselves never mind across the whole lot.

The covid one has a severity of 3 out of five, the definition includes "return to work within 7 days".

I mentioned this to my boss but he doesn't really understand, so I'm trying not to think about it but I'm going to end up emailing HR.
permalink Just remember not to call the folks that
wrote the risk document a bunch of incompetent MFCs!
permalink risk assessments are so much fun!
I used to train people to write them so I didn't have to.
permalink You're not the boss of me!
Given we're at level 2, we can congregate in groups of up to 100, thank you very much! And hopefully on the 21st, back to normal*

*as long as the god bothering dimwits from some evangelical church in Auckland don't fuck the country over any further

permalink Which church?
permalink Not that it matters, as they're all the same
But it's this lot
permalink "they're all the same"
permalink that's why he's next on line to be
Bishop of Leeds
permalink I don't imagine the bishop of Leeds
is a member of one of these baffling array of minor churches?

Don't get me wrong, I obviously despise the CofE, Catholic church etc., but at least these large organisations make some sort of sense. Whereas the bazillion schisms upon schisms of all these minor protestant "churches" make no sense to me at all
permalink HEY! i hope you're not describing my 'church of christ
without christ but coffee instead' as a schism!11!

permalink I have relatives in church leadership in Auckland.
Not associated with that church though.

I didn't think it would be but it was worth an ask.