thread oh THERE you
all are. This is what happens when I go to Ilford, hmm?

*makes notes not to go to Ilford*

Nice clean carpet in here, obvs Flan's woofers haven't found the place yet!

permalink *sneaks in through bathroom window*
permalink your wall climbing
skillz are legendary.
permalink I use my penis as a piton
permalink Good job we are in the basement then
permalink they should do this with facebook
where there are 2 identical looking versions... but entirely separate

permalink one small
and one far away?
permalink and continually
on the verge of war
permalink Left Twix/Right Twix
. .
permalink of course
wev're also been in the facebook and reddit liferafts
permalink it was the bacefook
liferaft that pointed me here. Didn't realise Jonas would pull the plug so quickly!
permalink Dreamhost
are spacking . . . the old board is still up at the moment

permalink I've let him know
to redirect the domain as/when he wants
permalink ah, I just got a holding
page last night and thought 'eep'
permalink I am 53
Somebody tell an old bastard where his stapler is
permalink Behind You!
thread Where's Wally Vs. Where's Waldo
Well, it turns out he is British and was Wally first, but it's not just in America that Wally's given a different name either. His name has been 'loalised' in many countries:

•Arabic: Fodhouli (فضولي)
•Bulgarian: Уоли (Uoli)
•Croatian: Jura
•Czech: Valdík
•Danish: Holger
•Swedish: Hugo
•Dutch: Wally
•Estonian: Volli
•Lithuanian: Valdas
•Finnish: Vallu
•French: Charlie
•German: Walter
•Hebrew: אפי (Efi)
•Hindi: Hetti
•Hungarian: Vili
•Icelandic: Valli
•Italian: Wally
•Korean: 월리 (Wolli)
•Japanese: ウォーリー (Wōrī)
•Mandarin Chinese: 威利 (Wēilì)
•Norwegian: Willy
•Polish: Wally
•Portuguese: Wally
•Russian: Уолли (Uolli)

I have no idea why, but I suddenly find that I do care. Do you know?
permalink Do I know what ?
permalink Do you know
permalink I can barely
remember my own name most of the time.

4lb to lose and I'll down to 15 stone, so I wont even recognise myself
permalink who said
permalink *slips on speedos*
*oils up*
permalink *Applies Mindbleach*

. . .
permalink chop yer head off
that'll do the trick
permalink I don't want to move again, I'm going to stick to the other bo
til the DNS is changed.
thread are we off again?
permalink *sniffs*
Yup, although to be fair, I've been on the turn for quite a while
permalink round the fucking bend
more like.
permalink my housemates have just headed to Asda
to buy a £15 christmas tree
A: Still November. NO
B: it'll be brown and and have shed half its needles by the time of the christmas party we're having in a bit over two weeks, won't it?
permalink I went downstairs
they had the lights off except the tree, and were sat wearing santa hats listening to bad christmas music (good christmas music exists, doesn't feature Mariah Carey)

permalink I put mine up on Christmas eve.
Every year of my life.

Also, 'sitting' /pedantic cock.
permalink I've got no problem with that
if it were up to me, I'd go with a week or so before hand. And I'd buy a better tree.
permalink I refute the fact
there is any "good" Christmas music
permalink Patchy at best . . .
Breadfruit Roasting On An Open Fire?

The only good Christmas record I can think of is -
permalink this is clearly a matter
of personal taste, of course.
permalink on which
*orders the Polyphonic Spree's Christmas album*
permalink looks like it
doesn't it
permalink Do you think Jonas would be willing to set up a 301?
Maybe to a page which explains the situation?
permalink I have no idea
I've told him he can redirect the domain here when he wants, but I've had no direct communication from him other than what he posted on the board
permalink Oh well
now that he is down entirely we need to get people here quick, before we lose them :)
thread alternate urls
permalink you're very organised
I'm glad the future of the planet's energy is in your hands.

I'd have left it on the bus already.
permalink shit
I knew there was something else I was meant to be doing
permalink just going to fiddle with things a bit
site might go up and down
permalink What we need is an 'under maintentance' page
directing everyone to the emergency assembly point on reddit
and a tabbard and clipboard for tico and cowjam

for when its "being worked on"*

*fallen over

permalink yeah I'll set up custom 403/404 messages
generally though, this host (webfaction) should be a lot more reliable than dreamhost - they specialise in hosting the framework c4mbodia is written in
permalink it seems lovely.
Homely even.

*removes pants*
*sits on sofa*
permalink Leather Sofa
no pants

Stuck JoS
has died for the second day in a row.
permalink Hello!
I am awesome.
permalink No,
you are not.
permalink You wish you were me
permalink I think we should have
a Manley-off to decide
permalink I WILL win.
permalink In fact, no,
Just stop messing about.
permalink Well said.
permalink Thank you.
permalink Direct access,
I am so utterly without qualms that the link is useless to me, since I am utterly tolerant, (well, you know what I mean) but I cannot mend stuff with it.
permalink I haven't yet figured out all the code
to be able to tell what is usable and what is jonas' dabblings that never came to fruition and will destroy everything if I try to use it
permalink Stay safe!
Let us please keep this!
permalink first thing I did
was make a backup of the working install :)
thread Bums

lady bits
permalink I must go down to the sea again
The lonely sea and sky
I left my shoes and socks there
I wonder if they're dry

permalink By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule-
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of SPACE- out of TIME.

Bottomless vales and boundless floods,
And chasms, and caves, and Titan woods,
With forms that no man can discover
For the tears that drip all over;
Mountains toppling evermore
Into seas without a shore;
Seas that restlessly aspire,
Surging, unto skies of fire;
Lakes that endlessly outspread
Their lone waters- lone and dead,-
Their still waters- still and chilly
With the snows of the lolling lily.

By the lakes that thus outspread
Their lone waters, lone and dead,-
Their sad waters, sad and chilly
With the snows of the lolling lily,-
By the mountains- near the river
Murmuring lowly, murmuring ever,-
By the grey woods,- by the swamp
Where the toad and the newt encamp-
By the dismal tarns and pools
Where dwell the Ghouls,-
By each spot the most unholy-
In each nook most melancholy-
There the traveller meets aghast
Sheeted Memories of the Past-
Shrouded forms that start and sigh
As they pass the wanderer by-
White-robed forms of friends long given,
In agony, to the Earth- and Heaven.

For the heart whose woes are legion
'Tis a peaceful, soothing region-
For the spirit that walks in shadow
'Tis- oh, 'tis an Eldorado!
But the traveller, travelling through it,
May not- dare not openly view it!
Never its mysteries are exposed
To the weak human eye unclosed;
So wills its King, who hath forbid
The uplifting of the fringed lid;
And thus the sad Soul that here passes
Beholds it but through darkened glasses.

By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have wandered home but newly
From this ultimate dim Thule.

permalink working email activation?
wow, this place is already 92 times better than the old one

*farts in all the rooms*

ok, I'm scent marked and settled
permalink ok
I've run out of thing to say
permalink What was I thinking last night?
posting Poe??
permalink perhaps you
were trying to raise the tone a bit for the new place

*does armpit farts*