thread UNCLE MATTHEW! UNLCE MATTHEW!!
*chomps on knuckles*

edit: clearly you heathens have never seen War of the Worlds.
permalink hello?
yes?
permalink MATRON!
...
permalink I have, (rev. Collins)
But uncle Matt is from Fraggle Rock.
permalink Attention there
Doozers!
permalink went cycling
still chilly:
permalink I hate to tell you but
but your BIKE HAS SNOWED.
permalink snow makes for a handy stand
whilst you take a piss in a hedge
permalink albeit
your love hammer will get cold...
permalink aye
that
permalink cor!
you must get some wolf whistles riding that baby around
(and not for the size of your arse crack)
permalink crikey
this is pretty amazing.. octopus fits through tiny hole

http://www.youtube.com...
permalink who is Tom Cu*t**?
..... he seems to know some of you bastards


(I've edited your name to protect the innocent)
permalink Me
permalink ahh
well i hope you don't expect much form my twittering.
thread this is very cute.. or downright sinister
i'm not sure

http://www.youtube.com...
thread So, I have adopted a seated position in the Lock Inn at Fort Augustus.
I'm quietly trying to identify mosschops' mate by appearance.
So far, we've driven about nine hundred miles in two days. Top craic.
permalink SITTING
/pet hate
permalink I love this board
Thirty minutes and all you get is a single pedantic grammar criticism
permalink "All one gets"
permalink Why are you talking like the Queen, Tino?
Well, I've learned English on a message board full of grammar pedants.
permalink This is, whilst correct,
intended as parody.
permalink Actually, I'd say seated is probably acceptable in Scotland.
Your post didn't need posted.
permalink I might have done a
Stealthy edit after manley's comment.
permalink sat
is fine, it's regionally idiomatic, as is 'all you get', just depends where you're from.
permalink All you get?
Sat is the past tense of the action of moving from a reclined or standing position into a seated position. The past tense of being in a seated position is sitting.

They are different words and, just because they are homonyms does not mean we can just interchange them.
permalink yep.
"you" is a normal alternative for "one" or "I" in many places. Most of the old Ridings of Yorkshire for instance.
permalink Or, in fact,
everywhere.
permalink apart from his mind
it would seem
permalink No, your mind
I am quite happy with 'all you get'. Sat, however, is wrong in this instance.
permalink I've roasted beef
and made the planet's best yorkshire puddings. there has never been such fine yorkshires.
permalink has or have?
conflicted.
permalink Have
I think . .
permalink this is too
damn cute- ex 18ftr champ Trev Barnabas sailing with his son (and more recent champ) Trent and his kids 9 and 11 yr old kids. They actually raced. That's a damn hardcore boat for kids to be sailing.
permalink Morning. I'm at my mum's fixing her computers.
We went to see the Alice in Wonderland ballet at the cinema the other day, it was a live showing of a Royal Opera House production and was rather good.
thread It seems that Rolf Harris has been arrested as part of Yewtree.
I hope not. He once dragged me across Glastonbury in the wet mud on his tow-bar.

That is not a euphemism.
permalink Here he is, being arrested:
http://b3ta.com/links/...
permalink And Richard G has died too ;(
http://is.gd/U3W0D2
permalink This saddens me,
especially as a few of the folks at work refer to me as Rolf on account of my grey hair and glasses.

On the Euphemism front Nottingham is home to possibly the best Euphemism-like shop name:

Chocolate Utopia
'Have you ever taken your girlfriend to Chocolate Utopia?'
permalink proper shops shopping this morning
beef for roasting tonight from the helpful and friendly butcher. And no, not on purpose to spite Good Friday, just because I like beef.
hot cross buns from the baker. Thirty million times nicer than ones from Asda or Tesco
permalink we are making cheese with the cheese making kit I got for my birthday
.... seems to be going ok so far.
thread Finished.
Well... until we come back on the 9th. Having started work at about 2pm yesterday, the hardcore pair of us finished at 6.15am today. A fair shift, I think. It's now 6.30, I'm back at the hotel, and have to check out by 9 to get to Schiphol for a flight home. It'll take me half an hour to pack all my kit and warm clothes... not much point in going to bed for an hour and a bit.

Rock and indeed Roll.
permalink ever heard of blogger
no fucking aq* this place is going to shit

anyone used http://www.spotflux.com/ spotflux? safe?

*dark milk white or pizza?
permalink I am unsure how to respond to this.
Sure you do not want a nike+ thingy? http://www.ebay.co.uk/...