thread Happy Birfday Mizemma!
Pub pub pub!
permalink I like this!


but i cant come to the pub.
permalink This!
But not that.
permalink Hippo bapsday indeed Mizemma!
Pub? Sadly not just now
thread Friday, Friday gotta have a baby on Friday
everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend.
permalink is it still in the oven?
...
permalink Yes.
Until Friday. Unless it comes before that, which is unlikely.

permalink You already have a baby
now you're becoming greedy. Any news before hand concerning the name?
permalink FB Most recent stories
is showing me things from yesterday at the top of the feed. They're so shit.
permalink i have a call with a guy called rusty staggs tomorrow.
...
permalink he's American, yes?
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permalink How did you guess
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thread I'm going to a gig
I like a gig. But to be honest, having a quiet 45 minutes and a couple of pints in the pub next door is almost as good.

In other news, I saw a curlew today, that was nice.

Oh, and this morning I had to make a washing machine for toys' clothes out of an old box, some gaffer tape and a bit of tin foil. It's been a busy day.
permalink Who doesn't like a. Quiet couple of pints
...
permalink wronguns
permalink What's b and c?
permalink b. a couple of pints with middling ambient noise
c. a really loud couple of pints
permalink Especially when it accidentally turns into more than a couple
...
permalink Are we still talking
about beers?
permalink I'm not entirely sure anymore
I might have had a few too many
permalink I'm always happy to see
Bush stone curlews for some reason.
Noisy fuckers they are though.
https://youtu.be/RZWHU...
permalink excellent little feather torturers
permalink I saw a sparrowhawk on my fence today
... hopefully going for the pigeons and sparrows. And not the nice birds
permalink There are thousands of black kites around here.
They normally migrate but they have such a good food source at the local tip that they stay all year round
permalink I'm going to the Glades in Bromley to buy the winter kit today,
having excavated various cold weather trousers and shirts from the back of the wardrobe and found them wanting. I have indentified the location of hats and scarves and gloves, and I have put all my linen trousers, shorts and Hawaiian shirts away in a big Ikea bag under the bed. Phew, rock and indeed roll.
permalink I have put away my summer oilskins
and got out the drysuit
permalink reminds me, I need to find the new merino inner gloves I bought for bike commuting
B
permalink This,
except for standing on a windswept Platform 6 at Crystal Palace Station at 7am of a winter morning.

Not that it's wintery yet, but it looks like it will be tomorrow morning.
permalink We're getting the usual spring mix here
Saturday was absolutely gorgeous, sunny, about 20°, got slightly sunburnt running and gardening. But got flipping freezing later, and yesterday, though fine, was chilly as hell with a cold wind. So not time to break the shorts out, just yet...

As illustrated by this:
https://www.stuff.co.n...
permalink the cycle in this morning
was the first one where my toes went a bit numb, even in think merino socks. hooray for winter.
permalink MrsJam made a cooker in a similar fashion.
I was impressed.
permalink you've got to just get on with it
they don't care if it looks shit. I was ambushed at 7am on Sunday with a hang over and had to do three loads though.
permalink I've got an intern
at work for a couple of days a week.

He started this morning, but he doesn't have a PC yet so he's using mine. I'm having an early lunch because there's not much else for me to do.
permalink Public Holiday here
I have cleaned the windows and, seeing as I don't have children to take out for a burger and chocolate milkshake, I have taken myself out for a burger and chocolate milkshake
permalink very sensible
in the end last week i got a lift to the airport so had no time to go shopping so got some mcgee's tattie scones and some square sausage from tesco at the airport.. i cant remember the brand
permalink Remember that I go up and down every couple of weeks...
Happy to import the finest of Scottish fare if you're ever in desperate need...
permalink It's rare that we're without tattie scones
and after being reminded how much fat comes out of square sausage, I'm not sure that habit should be encouraged.... weirdly none comes out of the Iceland stuff, which just goes to show it's not real square sausage.
permalink I sometimes get tattie scones
(as distinct from the similar but not the same irish farls) in the big Sainsbury's here in Cambridge.
permalink Yeah you can get them here
in the same way. But Al's mum normally brings us some several times a year
permalink these square sausages sound very much
like spam
permalink If someone could email some to me it'd be much easier.
They are basically half way between a sausage and a burger but sort of corned beefy
permalink well, the east coast
version of it anyway
permalink mostly
I do drift westwards on occasion...
permalink hopefully i'm off to see Consumer Electronics this week
https://www.youtube.co...
fortunately seats are provided
permalink I don't know them / him and can't get anything to play at work
so I'll look later. seats at gigs are massively under-rated.
permalink In this case earplugs and some sort of eyemask might
Be what you want.

/Have a headache after 10 seconds of that video
permalink I'll have some Foster and Allen on standby
to calm down after.
thread Meep!
i am in glasgow tomorrow, and having a meeting above the blackfriars, about 4 years to the week after the accidental overdose of meat products we had there.

and in a related note, would you know the best place between queen st, the merchant city and the airport where I could buy the very best* square sausage and some tattie scones in bulk?


*not gormet versions.. still the ones with proper gristle and stuff.


And in case amy is raising her eyebrows at this.. my meeting and flight have been moved to glasgow as Ross missed his flight.
permalink your best bet would be the Aldi on High St, just uphill from the pub
the Scottish Aldis sell a few varieties, including low fat (I know) and premium steak ones

there's also a terrifying-looking local butcher just a bit further up High St, with grilles on the windows and a big sign saying QUALITY MEATS but I've never had the courage to go in. The sort of place that probably does amazing Lorne containing minimum 5% disappeared East End gangster
permalink They've got the special stuff
*taps nose*

Under the counter
permalink it turns out they secretly sell tofu and avodaco to
the hard men who are too ashamed to ask for it in public.

permalink maybe i'll buy a broad selection and test them
on amy

or do a parody of the pengest munch with some glasgow scaly trying all forms of square sausage
permalink Good name for a short story that
Amy vs. the square sausage
permalink "the pair sausage didnae staun a chance.. by the way"
..
permalink A Glasgow scaly?
Like a Scottish lizard?
permalink how would you rate gregs
tattie scones?

I may have to go to macdonalds balery by central station


EDIT: a new option presents itself.

get the clockwork orange to govan, where there is a suitably half decent looking butchers and bakers (watsons) in close proximity, and it is sort of closer to the airport.
permalink I don't think greggs don't make their own, not sure who they use
the near-universal brand is McGhees, you'll find them in every supermarket and newsagent in the land, and they're the business

McDonalds bakery is also your go-to place for a hot roll or greasy fry up, don't think they sell much in the way of raw ingredients though
permalink noted.
I'll see how much time I have and how adventurous i am feeling.
permalink As the actress said
to the bishop
permalink I do have questions
1. Ross missed his fucking flight from fucking where! You went to the airport twice on Tuesday
2. What's the clockwork orange?
3. More of a statement, we had Iceland square sausage, can Aldi really be better?
4. Scally has two ells. No eels.

And further down, what's 3 phase harmonic dampening?
permalink so the bar was free then.
1. It was a connecting flight, his first flight was late, so is stuck in brussels, not sure where he was coming from
2. the glasgow underground, it's bright orange, tiny and rattles.
3. I suspect aldi will be better, just as the palettes here are more discerning... ahem.
4. I probably should have said "ned"

3 phase power fecks with my head and i can only briefly grasp what it is.. but dampening it sounds like you might risk an electric shock.
permalink Not free
so much as paid for by the guy whose last day is tomorrow.

You can get the train from Brussels.

My issue with Iceland was the lack of meat product, I suppose we can try Aldi and see.
permalink the Aldi stuff is Aberdeen Angus from nearby Ayrshire mooers
but tbh it's all just mince stuffed in a loaf tin, all that matters is how long since you cleaned the grill it's cooked on
permalink Also I realised as I was falling asleep
that the train from Brussels is no use if your trying to get to Glasgow. Al could've stayed in London and they could've meet there.
permalink It's the other guys from weegie land we are trying to meet as well
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permalink we're getting fancy new driverless trains soon
https://www.youtube.co...

still tiny and orange
permalink would have been a bit of an issue
if they'd made them bigger.

And not properly driverless until all the old trains are withdrawn and the platform edge doors installed.
permalink I'm mostly worried about the open carriages
promoting the possibility of accordions
permalink Is there a big
Accordion problem in Glasgae?
permalink like many UK cities we have our own share
of Roma musicians of questionable talent

and plenty of home-grown awful accordion playing too
permalink from my limited experience
it hasn't worsened the situation on London Underground, Overground or Thameslink
permalink on the youtubes
there's a show of the last week of running of the original clockwork orange before it was modernised in 1977, the wee cable run service. It looks gloriously shit and excellent.
permalink there's a simulator in the transport museum
I love the improbable Victorian engineering - I know, lets just plonk a continuously moving 10km loop of cable underground on a massive pulley system and fit each train with a grabby thing
permalink A great way of knowing
exactly where all the trains are at any given time.
permalink no no no
the spacing between trains wasn't fixed. The trains ran out of the stations using gravity, accelerated, then the operator used the grab mechanism to engage with the cable, which hauled it up the next slope to the next station, at which point they would disengage and brake to stop.
permalink hah, really? The documentary
didn't say that.
permalink same system as
eg the San Franciso street cable cars, more or less. But with the line engineered so that every station (as originally built- a couple have been moved since electrification) is at the top of a hump
permalink wow that sounds more like an underground
rollercoaster
i'll have to try that next time i'm up there
permalink nah
the electrification was done in the 30s. The 70s work was purely because it was all falling apart
thread Hello from Ibiza!
The quiet beaches and excellent restaurants bits, not the swamp of foam parties and venereal disease.

Had one of the best dinners I’ve had in years last night. Seriously impressive stuff that would be twice the price and in the running for a star if it was in London...

It’s lovely here at the end of the season.
permalink Oy oy!!!
Not that sort of Eye-beeeetz-ah?
permalink I was there for a weekend 21 years ago.
It was the foam party/venereal disease end of the island, though while I did indeed do the former, I escaped without catching the latter. Spent £750+ on Class As, drinks, club entry, cabs and airfare, and about £10 on food.

Quite good, it was, but I'd never do it again, even if I wasn't a card carrying old git.
permalink Nah, couldn't eat a thing
Me stomach's like a walnut
permalink /has FUCKIN MOOD SWING
permalink tee hee
*dances at traffic lights*
permalink *waves 8 glowsticks*
https://www.theguardia...
permalink I just saw that
Several things, (a) great headline and (b) I'd love to see their grant proposal
permalink And in other news, it's clearly give drugs to sea creatures week
https://www.theguardia...
permalink if there's one thing I know it's that
in the EU it's very difficult to get approval for studies on octopuses

I know this because a few years ago every single employee in our university (6,000 odd) got sent a briefing email, marked high priority, with about 15mb of legal attachments about the new EU restrictions on experimenting on octopuses

I replied to our central admin to point out that maybe they could have taken a moment to try and filter the mailing list down to the departments and research groups likely to be experimenting on octopuses, and that in doing so they might have realised we don't even have a biology or veterinary department. I did, however, advise that if I spotted anyone in my dept trying to make use of octopuses in their high voltage network studies I would let them know immediately.

I still await a response
permalink Hmm, I'm not sure I believe you
I'm betting there is diabolical use of cephalopods somewhere in the electricity network!
permalink to be fair the more I learn the more
of a miracle it seems that all this stuff works and keeps the light on, so finding out a magical octopus is involved would make more sense than when someone tries to explain 3-phase harmonic damping to me again
permalink Tomorrow,
I'm going to buy two octopuses at the fishmonger. Nyom.
permalink got any veras?
permalink Sorted.
permalink Naughty
Naughty
permalink Chrome has changed.
I don't like it.
permalink Indeed.
Nor do I like the new Gmail interface
permalink Ditto to both
permalink This.
permalink I fourth this
Why they got to fuck about with stuff that was fine?
permalink i don't mind it
but the whole MS hotmail / outlook mashup is annoying
and then yahoo just copies bits off both and get it all wrong
permalink Guess the airport bus service!
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